spelledslots:

rthko:

Director’s cut? I’m just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.

karinzany:

The Commander’s Silly Rabbit

Throw back to a boy who went to the SPCA w me to pet cats but was severely allergic but didn’t tell me bc he had a crush on me and then when we went back to my house I accidentally gave him 6 full strength Benadryl bc I thought they were children’s

sandmandaddy69:

hotgirlsrk:

no but i can fuck both your parents

coughloop:

Y'all do know doctor pepper was made by the wish of a wizard’s curse right….?

bardic-butch:

xixijinping:

unclefather:

lindenwalker-studios:

He’s just like me.

dynamohedron:

dire-straits-fn8ic:

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

corpsefarms:

catchymemes:

unclefather:

this made me cry

april132009:

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea